Wonderful news! Truly, this is a marvelous occasion, bring out the celebratory music! Okay, let's all calm the hell down. (We don't have time for my lengthy oddities.) I'll just get to the point: It has been announced, earlier today, that Billy Crystal will take over as host of the 84th Annual Academy Awards. Yes, 'tis be true!
If you haven't read my post from last night, which I highly recommend (it's kind of a big deal), I got into how... actually, you should just read it. While you do that, I'll go on and gloat on how the Academy went with a smart, excellent decision, instead of (what I expected) a foolish choice. In other words, not Neil Patrick Harris. Jolly good evening.